Adarsh Trivia

Some trivia about my friend Adarsh Patel : 

• In an argument with Adarsh, either He is right or He is not wrong

• Once a kid dared start an argument with Adarsh, that kid was Dr Manmohan Singh

• When Adarsh completed His PhD thesis, some kid asked for His help to navigate and search it. That kid was Larry Page and today we all everyday use the algorithm that He created

• Every communication system that Adarsh designs works at 200% its Shannon capacity. Shannon didn't consider the hidden "Adarsh capacity" while defining transmission capacity.

• Adarsh knows how to reverse the entropy of the universe

• Adarsh gave a PhD degree to His guide, Dr Aditya Jagannatham

• All the hobby clubs at IIT Kanpur were actually inspired His playgroup activities

• Once Adarsh dived into the sea. The point on the seabed where He landed is called the Mariana Trench

• Usain Bolt was actually running scared from Him when he created his world record

• The Bengal Famine is falsely attributed to the British administration. It was actually caused when Adarsh decided break his centuries old fast

• Kanpur's restaurant now give you a discount of 20% if you bring Adarsh along 

• Adarsh gave up mountain climbing when he saw the looming Mt. Everest. He was dejected, it was too small for His consideration. Isn't there anything in this world worthy of His consideration.

The last two are under-exaggerated. Please post more in comments.