Little known facts about my friend Naveen

Facts and theories of and about Naveen Kumar :

• Naveen's full name is Naveen Kumar Dasanudaddi Venkategowda
• Naveen can travel a distance of atleast 600km just for "Tamil" tomato fried rice 
• Naveen can read, complete study a 300 page book in 2 hours in the hot summers in a sleeper class coach of the Indian Railways.
• With Naveen : Being on time means being early
• You can make Naveen leave the room by arguing with him for 2 minutes, because He doesn't argue with mortals
• A 2 day notice is required if you want to include Him in any event, even if it is a sponsored  dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town.

And the most important and the least known fact :

Naveen KDV has learnt to navigate the river of time in both directions. All the "stunts" performed by Rajnikanth are actually based on His future adventures.